Deirdre is a former Marks and Spencer mannequin who had been quietly working out her retirement at Camellotment, the garden plot out the back of Cannon Hill Park tended by our friends Craig, Robson and Val (to my knowledge, the only allotment in Birmingham with its own blog).
Before moving to Camellotment, Deirdre had lived for a couple of years in our flat after having been rescued from a skip and brought home on a number 50 bus. She was perfectly happy in her new role as armless yet glamorous scarecrow, and now… someone has kidnapped her.
Worse than that. They’ve taken what seems to have been a hacksaw and have lopped her off at the knees and carted her away. No random act – this was a deliberate and planned abduction.
She was last seen at Plot 171 of the Moor Green Allotment Club in Cannon Hill, Edgebaston.
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